26. Unfortunately, the fireworks on Mount Rushmore did not light up on the 4th of July. It was deemed to be a monument-al ...

In the list below, you'll find short egg puns like “Omeletting this slide” and “I'm coming out of my shell,” as well as funny puns like “The police have spent hours questioning the egg.

That's motherhood, but these mom jokes will help you laugh about it. Motherhood is like a fairy tale in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown ... these funny mom stories will prove ...

This is the kind of funny pun you can use for kids’ birthdays ... A birthday cake is just like a golf ball. You’ve got to slice it. 55. What’s an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?

Out of all comedy sub-genres, there’s none that get quite the reaction than that of dad jokes — not because they’re necessarily funny but usually for their undeniable ability to provoke the ...

My funny bone ... it is to hit the ball onto the green while you're shaking your head and rolling your eyes and calling a ...

Here are more funny Friday jokes ... love these Star Wars jokes. My dog accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. I think it might spell disaster. I wondered why the ball was getting bigger.

Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell? It cracked me up! Don’t roll your eyes just yet – these Fourth of July jokes ...

You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags ... your family is Weird with a capital W. Like these mom ...